crack-a-jack 

The act of drawing a smiley face on your partners ass with the mouth around the anus, thus meaning then when you take them up it, you recieve head and anal simultaneously.

My wife's crack-a-jack looks like the kool-aid man.

crack-a-jack by Iainn August 28, 2005

Crack Blunt 

Crack, rolled in cigar paper, creating a Crack Blunt.

Buddy: wat up bro?

me: Not much man

Buddy: yo, smoke crack blunts?

me: ya man i smoke crack blunts err' day

Crack Blunt by jimbob123420 June 18, 2010

crack monkey

a crack monkey is a monkey who is addicted to crack. he also loves to eat bananas and pie and lamb.

Look at that little crack monkey over there! he's eating lamb!

crack monkey by Dniworrom May 15, 2008

crack one off 

v. To blow your load, or cum

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."

crack one off by BigJC December 1, 2003

crack one off 

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

crack one off by Niall February 11, 2004

crack wine 

Mid-priced wine produced by Chilean vintner ; Casillero Del Diablo, (usually referring to the Carmenere, the Merlot or the Pinot Noir) which is so delicious it is considered as addictive as crack cocaine.

I'm bringing dark chocolate and crack wine to the party.

crack wine by AlexaV December 9, 2009

Crack Calls 

To have a deep dire for something so much it calls out to you, on the subconscious and conscious levels.

: Bobby has been having crack calls over the new unreleased Ipad, it even affects his sleep.

Crack Calls by liberationeagle March 9, 2010