Constance

She is a very fun bubbly person who can come off as aggressive at times, Constance is very small but don’t underestimate the strength of her as she isn’t afraid to fight back. She lacks self confidence most the times and doesn’t expect any complement that will come her way, Constance is very loyal to her family and friends and she isn’t afraid to stick up to anyone and everyone to defend them. Constance is lazy most the times but loves to drink and party, she is a bit messy but organised at the same time. Constance loves to chill and watch tv and loves her alone time but she won’t pass up on an offer to go and have fun, she is a thrill seeker and a bit of a dare devil and won’t turn down a bet if it comes her way. Constance is a very caring person and will always look out for others no matter what, she will make sure everyone is safe and having a good time before she can start her fun. If you have a Constance in your life keep tight of them for if you lose them she never come back.

Love and keep your Constance safe at all times

by I speak facts and only facts November 24, 2021

Crapper Condom

The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.

"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."

by Alan1999 August 4, 2008

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

post-concert syndrome

The condition developed by some concertgoers after a concert which causes them to feel the urge to buy the entire artist/band's discography and obsess over every detail of their history. This condition typically lasts 1-2 months after the concert, or until the person has acquired everything associated with the band.

Ryan: Hey, what's with Bill?
Dave: He just got back from the Van Halen concert. He's got post-concert syndrome.
Ryan: Oh, that explains having Panama on repeat for the past 6 days.

by C. Hunter May 3, 2012

Asscrack Consciousness

The natural ability to feel when ones asscrack is exposed to the public.

I felt wind between the valleys when I bent over to pick up the fork. Thank Goodness my asscrack consciousness kicked in so that I could cover up. Had it remained exposed, Stacy's parents would have seen my asscrack.

by Veryaware December 1, 2014

Icky Controller

A game where multiple males sit on a circle,place a controller in the center of the circle and masturbate to completion. Last one to finish must play a level/match that the other participants decide on using the controller.

Jordan: Hey guys! Want to play Icky Controller?
Terrance:No, that's gay!
Jorge:What's Icky Controller?
Jordan: It's when a bunch of guys form a masturbation circle, cum on the controller and last one to cum has to play a game using the cum covered controller.
Richard:Let's Play!

by Meliodasthefall January 4, 2019

robust conversation

Rich Lobbyist code speak for "Take this money and do what I say."

We do look forward to having more robust conversations about this. We would like to have more robust conversations about this.

by The Dark Knight of Legends February 10, 2020