Club Necaxa

The best team to have gone to the second division.

Necaxa is a Mexican professional football club currently playing in the Mexican promotion league or Liga de Ascenso. The team is located in the city of Aguascalientes, in the state of the same name, after playing many seasons in Mexico City's Estadio Azteca.

They have defeated many great teams like Real Madrid and is recognized as the "team of the 90's"
Gabriela Why did Club Necaxa have to descend?
Ashley Because they suck, Cruz Azul #1
by Rojiblanco August 26, 2009
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Math club

A club of all the people you want to beat the shit out of.
"Hey! There's the Math club, let's go beat the shit out of them!"
by JEOs July 30, 2009
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club sped

Instead of a turkey club for lunch, Bob had a club sped and now has fish goo in his mustache.
by TransMayernik April 22, 2005
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Death Club

A word used as a cover to describe something that would be looked down upon by others or that would change people's view of participants.

The origin of the word comes from playing D and D. Said game can be discussed openly and in public with use of the term "Death Club" so those around are kept completely oblivious to the actual going-ons. The word can be used for any activity that needs be kept secret from those who are not a member of the prestigious and exclusive few involved.
Dave: "So then he tripped, fell, and smashed his own face in with his mace."
Jeremy: "haha, he maced himself to death!"
(Copious laughter)
Cute girl passing by: "What on earth are you guys talking about?"
Dave: "Just Death Club..."
by They call me Polar January 14, 2007
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Clubbing the seal

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."
Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.
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Hunting Club

A place where gay people intract and "Hunt."
Boy: Hey dude, if you join our Hunting Club we can "hunt."
by Vittoria February 12, 2008
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Club Cow

is a homosexual male, who is actively engaged in the gay club scene, that tends to eat large, unhealthy meals, several times a day. No matter now much a club cow eats, he somehow seems to maintain his thin, muscular figure without working out. How he does this, is unknown at this time.
A homosexual male eats a footlong hero from for dinner. When he is finished, his stomach is not bloated at all. It is flat and his 6-pack abs are still, very much visible. He is known a "Club Cow."
by Chris P Treat February 12, 2010
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