USB cap

1) The top to a USB.

2) The head of a Ultimate Super Big penis.

3) The hat you put on a Uterus Sucking Bastard.

1) "Dude i can't find my USB cap."

2) "I can't fit your USB cap in my mouth."

3) "Hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!"

by bigsackinthemiddle April 17, 2008

bald cap

A bald cap is when the tip of your penis has a circumcision and then the fore skin falls off on to the floor then you end up lighting it on fire with your feet. After the foreskin has been burnt up you pick it off of the floor and you eat it with some ketchup

Kid:Man did you see my mom do that bald Cap earlier?
Kids Friend: YEAH MAN that bald cap look soo good

by xXPeachieTheSwaggiestMasterXx September 21, 2014

pop a cap

to remove the cap from

strong bad's special power is popping the cap off of a cold one, or homestar's head.

by Old Man bill July 13, 2003

bust a cap

kick someones ass, or beat someone up

ima come over there and ima bust a cap

by swapanl February 6, 2007

Capping-Colby

A person, usually a nerdy white boy with the most sheltered life who thinks he is more hood than he actually is. They are particularly frequent cappers and will say anything to make themselves sound cooler around their friends.

Joe: "Hey man want to grab a beer after work tomorrow?"

Capping-Colby: "beeeeeeeet, but first I gotta swing by Arby's and get licked by the cutie in the drivethru. Then I'ma hit the liquor store for a fifth of the henny and tote my piece on my way to the bar."

Joe: "Bro you work at Publix and have an 8 o'clock curfew..."

by gkns April 16, 2020

Morning Cap

To Fuck in the Morning

Hey dude, my wife gave me the best morning cap ever. This day is going to be a breeze!!!

by jai&joe September 3, 2016

Panhandle Cap

Panhandle Cap, originally a fictional character, is now a euphemism for a person who represents any conglomeration of rural American and Western cowboy stereotypes, typically infused with one or more of the following characteristics: 1) a distrust of modern technology, social norms and politics; 2) a tendency to mask hostilities towards certain classes with alcoholism; 3) an inability to differentiate between adults and young children in everyday conversation.

My neighbor is sort of a Panhandle Cap because he tried to give my 8-year old son a whiskey sour in exchange for playing with his toy rattlesnake.

by Dr Fulgap II December 14, 2008