Boomer

Boomer is short for Baby-boomer. Not necessarily pertaining to their actual age, but a mentality from a time where the finite value of the world was not properly appreciated; a society whose capitalistic ploys has led to a mass ecological/economical crisis; someone not very conscious about preserving the rest of the world. One who thinks along the lines of "oh, my carpet outside of my fireplace is on fire, and burning naturally happens, so i may as well poor gasoline on it instead of water, cause f#$@ the prospect of preserving a home for my family to live in. Oh and I just spawned 10 grandchildren while we had this talk" Except this analogy doesn't even begin to depict the actual crisis, as there is only one home available to the entire family for all time. (Unless space-X takes off, but to rely on that solely would be dumb, especially if you're not super rich).

Boomer :"Maybe I would listen to Greta Thurnberg if she wasn't so rude about asking us to not poor gasoline on the house."

Proper response- "Ok, Boomer"

by Bwahffles November 13, 2019

Boo’d Up Boomer

Noun; a person that does not know anything about dating apps or dating in general nowadays because they have been in a relationship prior to dating apps existing (i.e., tinder, bumble and hinge)

“Did you swipe on him on hinge”

“No Kelsey, it’s hinge so it doesn’t work like that you boo’d up boomer!!”

by Kelseyisturtleycool June 12, 2022

Boomer

Is a form of slang that means that either they are to incompetent to argue with you so they resort to simple name calling or that you’re from the baby boomer generation and you’re being an old fart

Matt: “Well I think we could fix so and so if we did this”
Kyle:”ok boomer”

by Big boah November 21, 2019

Bangin like a boomer

When you have sex with many different women within a period of about one month

Jasper: yoooo Luke I heard you were Bangin like a boomer recently!
Luke: yea I hope I didn’t get any std’s!

by angrypod147 November 17, 2019

Boomer

Ruari McGovern

Person 1:wow you’re such a boomer

Person 2:wow you’re a zoomer

by Zoomer202 November 13, 2019

Boomer

“People” over 30 years old that drink monster zero ultra (but they call it Red Bull), listens to 80s or 70s music, wants things to “go back to how they were”. Most likely wearing cargo shorts and sandals.

“Hey man, you want a can of red bull?” “That’s a can of monster, you’re such a boomer.”

by Peenusweenus May 9, 2019

Boomer

Only a boomer would search that

ok boomer

by OofingOofsters! March 25, 2020