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The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024
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Bloody T-Rex

Using a water activated growing dinosaur as a tampon then smacking someone with it once it's fully grown and filled with blood
My boyfriend gave me attitude so I gave him a Bloody T-Rex.
by Xanthern August 7, 2018
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Oh my bloody hell

Used When you are very angry at someone and you are also Indian
Oh my bloody hell Lewis why would you kill my family
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bloody bj

When a girl is on her menstral cycle; She puts her fingers on her vagina and puts it in her mouth. After she then sucks the male's penis.
Tina the Llama took out her tampon and after gave Guillermo a bloody bj.
by The Morning Redwood March 13, 2014
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Bloody smiley face

When u girl is on her period after sex pull out and draw a smiley face on her stomach with your penis
Ya dawg last night I did the bloody smiley face on my girl last night cuz she been quite bitchy lately
by Me. Cock catapult September 18, 2020
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Bloody Monkey

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying
Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"
by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023
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Bloody Mason

Act of cumming in a gay man mouth that has rotten teeth and gingivitis. Then he swishes it around in his mouth added blood from his gums. Then spitting it in a shot glass for you to shoot. Like a snowball but pink.
Andrew took a Bloody Mason after plowing David.
by OlDirtyJews666 August 4, 2022
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