reverse ass blast

when a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then the partner farts or forces it out back onto the guy, either on the chest or face and then rubs it around to look like a splatter shot

bhups got pink eye from a reverse ass blast to the face, it wasn't the first time and definitely won't be the last.

by weenz September 10, 2012

Blast some roads

Def 1: Remove pieces or entire sections of paved road with blasting explosive.

Def 2: Eagerly drive around twisty roads, like in the hills of Southern California. The street version of "tearing up the track".

Person 1:Hey man, wanna go blast some roads?
Person 2: Sure, where do you wanna meet?
Person 1: George's pizza at 12:45.
Person 2: Alright, I'll be there.

by SignMyForeskin February 5, 2020

Bitch Boy Blast

When a man who likes to act like a female shoot a hot load of cum at a preeschool's front entrance in a futile attempt to prove he is an alpha male, when in reality, he is only showing how much of an incel he is.

Keith: Did you see Dave last night? He performed the Bitch Boy Blast on Little Feats preschool.
Kyle: What a fucking incel.
Kaden: Absolute brainlet.

by a non a myuse March 28, 2020

Steak finger blasted

An awkward attempt at third base when he still had gravy from Dairy Queen on his fingers.

Fucking Gary gave me a yeast infection after he steak finger blasted me!

by Sinetoar February 26, 2022

Sussy Baja Blast

An absolute gamer moment. When a gamer couple is having sex, the dominant partner flips the submissive one over and acts like they’re about to a cum shot on their face, but instead cums in their ass

Jane got a Sussy Baja Blast last night, she wasn’t too thrilled when she found out her boyfriend was an imposter

by GastonTheToilet June 3, 2021

blast from the past

a blast from the past is when you hook up with someone you previously dated or had history with and bust a nut on her.

"remember my ex from high school? i met her at that party and i gave her a blast from the past"

by lemon liam May 19, 2005

flavor blasted goldfish

When you shit diarrhea into your partners mouth and then cum in it at the same time.

I flavor blasted goldfish last night into ariana's mouth

by alsdfjalsfj December 9, 2013