An excuse for the people around you to eat out at a nice restaurant, when all you really want to do is lie on the couch peacefully watching Gilmore Girls. In reality birthdays can be quite stressful and beg the cynical question ---- is this day for you, or for the people around you?
John: I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.
Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.
John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.
Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!
Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.
John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.
Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!
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by theycallmebusy October 27, 2020
A thing you do on the month and day you were born to celebrate you or someone else getting older, even though this should be a sad moment for the knowing of a year closer to death and anxiety and depression and for the closer death of parents but we still fucking have fun and celebrate someone getting older.
by I love pugs 64 April 22, 2023
A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.
by yourbestfriend'shotmom February 16, 2023