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bellagio bum

A scraggly, hairly, disgruntled looked man usually wearing something like a mustard stained wife beater, cargo shorts, and flip flops. Hes got a massive bed head (and ego too) and speaks incoherently half the time, while the other half he just shit talks you. You'll find him slumped in a stool at the slot machines at the Bellagio or some other Vegas casino drinking a dos equis and smoking menthol 100s at 10 AM. He'll be there for hours, wasting away his money he earned from working as a janitor at a Mickey D's. He farts those loud, noxious, and deady clouds of poison that could clear a 300 sq ft. room, and walks like a zombie, shuffling through the hallways of the hotel, with glazed eyes gazing at everyone passing by him, as he walks back to his hotel room to get hammered and pass out, and wake up at 2 AM to go out and go back down the casino to waste even more of his money, until he checks out of the hotel, broke, disheartened, and left worse than when he came.
Yo dude I was walking out of my hotel room to go downstairs for a beer, and this fuckin' bellagio bum ass motherfucker comes shuffling down the hallway after me, and I got fuckin' creeped out and closed the elevator before he got in, and I could hear him shouting shit while in the elevator, like, wtf bro.
by Space Gnome November 22, 2014
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bella rubio

The prettiest being on earth according to the oxford thesaurus
She is just pretty. Bella Rubio
by Mrburnham February 20, 2015
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Ballard Jackhammer

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
by CountryTerry August 20, 2016
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belladonna'd

Sally got belladonna'do.
by A420allstarr June 4, 2016
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Bella bucks

Bella's so good at choir someone will pay her Bella bucks some day.
by Downy__1234 May 21, 2017
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Bellaception

Helena Bonham Carter, pretending to be Bellatrix,pretending to be Emma Watson, pretending to be Hermione, pretending to be Bellatrix.
In Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Hermione pretends to be Bellatrix using Polyjuice Potion. This part causes the Inception called "Bellaception".
"This Bellaception really confuses me."
by Percy is a prat July 14, 2017
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bella mojica

bella mojica is a type of girl to fall in love too quickly wether they look in her direction or accidently bump into her on the street she is the first to say i love you.
sally-dam, bella mojica is obsessed with nick munro

brian - didn't they just meet
by Bronte warner July 18, 2017
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