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bc rich beast

the guitar that the kids who listen to slipknot, korn, and mudvayne will ask their parents to buy. Its made out of crap woods, low qualitypickups, and if you want it, a sub-standard trem. It would be a good starter guitar, if it wasn't about $400 for a cheap one.
The BC Rich Beast may be one of the worst guitars ever created.
by ThroatSlit September 17, 2006
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The Beast of Slutton

An extremely violent and belligerent, alcoholic comulsive sex addict who a resident of the English town Sutton in Surrey; alias Slutton.
The Beast of Slutton is often seen in and around Sutton town centre frequenting various night clubs, car parks and public lavatories and is also seen from time to time in and around Croydon in South London, where she is known to be a frequenter of a heavy metal goth bar.
This woman can be easily recognised by the fact that she is usually absurdly dressed in a strange combination gothic and fettish clothing, usually consisting of leather boots and bare corsette and a black and green netted frill resembling some form of ludicrous tutu and is often seen carrying a whip.
This woman is further distinguishable by her apparent brazen willingness to committ acts of indescent exposure by exhibiting her bodily functions in public and without the slightest encouragement from anyone else.
Eye witness reports testify that this woman although deceptively calm when sober, is in actual fact an extremely dangerous, violent and sexually depraved dipsomaniac and has often been observed performing acts of blatant sexual exposure and direct sexual assault on complete strangers of both sexes at random. Furthermore this woman is known to have stalked some people and apparently often attempts to follow men home in the hope of some form of sexual gratification. Indeed it is said that she has often showed up alone on peoples front door steps in the early hours of the morning, demanding to be let in and pelting their windows with stones, whilst shouting obscene insults in burbling drunken stupor.
People who have seen her describe her as white, in her late twenties, short, slightly overweight and porsine and say that she is likely to be carrying sexually transmitted diseases.
by Apollonian August 4, 2007
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savage beast

a person (preferably male) who takes pride in snatching candy from helpless, harmless children
Did you see Vinny grab that Skittle from Jaclyn? What a savage beast! I'm definitely uninviting him from my son's birthday party...
by Jess Ca November 5, 2008
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altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner
innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH
by james August 6, 2004
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Quarter Beast

A person who consists of half man, quarter woman, quarter beast.
Neil: Here, take a look at her man, she's half man!

Gus: Aye, and quarter beast!
by BBoL November 30, 2006
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Magnificent Beast

A Sexy Individual, Confident walk and all round greatness glowing around them. Bit like a Sexy Beast but with a lot more to them then looks
Guy 1: "You see that MILF across the road"
Guy 2: "My god, She is a Magnificent Beast !"
by Duck Of Super July 22, 2010
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Hairy Beast

Hamish and Adam: Kane you hairy beast
Kane: Do you two ever shut up?
Hamish and Adam: Dozer
by Hambo,Nico July 23, 2010
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