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humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.
Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.
by taradise September 1, 2014
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polar bearing

The act of masturbating outdoors in a public or populated area.
A Rochester man was caught masturbating in a local walmart parking lot, Police say the man said he was "Polar Bearing it."
by B.RizZzle August 13, 2016
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Scomma bear

One who don't care to fight; big as a bear; son of a bitch; rather fight then eat
That scomma bear is crazy
by carriekid1 September 3, 2010
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fuck bear

Yogi is back at it again, being a fuck bear.
by TheJared151 September 23, 2018
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Poodle Bear

The biggest, baddest, strongest and most intelligent type of bear in the known world. Thought of as The Godfather of the Gay's of Atlanta. One who all will come to in order to gain guidance and help with any troubled situations. As well, if tricked by and with Lil' Bear, will immediately come to confess truths of the actions of Lil' Bear so as not to suffer the wrath of Poodle Bear. Loved and revered by all (except lil bear's alter-ego).
Man 1: " Who is that over there? Everyone seems to want to seek his audience for some reason."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."
by Ariesian February 10, 2019
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Fashion Bear

Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.
I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.
by I am the real Bill Murray January 27, 2018
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Yelly Bear

A girl that complains and yells continuously throughout the day. Then when she goes to bed and you think you have peace, she snores like a bear
This yelly bear Filipina girl complains all day then startles the neighbours dogs with her bear like snoring
by Vagabond Wolf March 12, 2021
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