Battle-craft-head

The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.

Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.

by R04DH34D_1N_5P4C3 November 13, 2011

Battle of the Bulge

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.

She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!

by istvq April 29, 2024

Battle Shits

When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins

"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"

by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015

Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

Oh hey I found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025

Shwaap Battle

A mock-fight that occurs when a shwaap is countered by another shwaap. A Shwaap Battle doesn't end until one side surrenders or dies of boredom.

I shwaaped my friend after a bad 'your-mom' joke and we ended up in a Shwaap Battle.

by Zeke Freeman February 9, 2010

Battle For Salmon

Battle For Salmon, Also known as BFS is a discord object show with characters like battery or their host, Tophat. Other characters include: Bomb,Questionmark,Puzzle Piece, and Vendy

Battle For Salmon is a great object show

by A Six On Moyai August 10, 2022

battle ben

hottie sus!

mmm battle ben is looking pretty fine

by Crystallyn0 March 10, 2021