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Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".
Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.
by GrowingStains May 7, 2018
mugGet the Bird Bathmug.

bath icecream

When you cum in the bathtub, and while the water starts to get colder your cum hardens into an icecream like form.
Damn!!! Did you see that bath icecream we left behind!
by Whorleehorse1 November 19, 2020
mugGet the bath icecreammug.

turkish hot bath

Another term for "Dutch oven". When you fart under a blanket and pull the blanket over your friends head.

First coined by Michael Meyers, DVM, Columbia, MO.
He Turkish hot bath'd and I broke up with him.
by MaybleLover January 17, 2016
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Bath Bomb

When one releases gas whilst bathing in a bathtub, after ingesting especially spicy food.
Oh man, I shouldn’t have eaten that taco, I let off a bath bomb!
by R2GG406 September 7, 2021
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Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member
I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.
by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021
mugGet the Bathing a screaming babymug.

Steam bath

To download several indie games from Steam, after a bad gaming experience.
That game was so terrible, I had to take a steam bath afterwards.
by xX_c3nt1p3d3_Xx June 11, 2017
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