Rapey barker

The act of keeping items in your car to take advantage of women when on thier own and can't run away.

Items such as rope and duct tape

-That guy over there has a rapey barker kit in his car I wonder who is going to get taken later

by icanannoyyou January 10, 2014

lisa barnes

The kind of person that repeats them self over and over, and you can't stand.

Don't be a Lisa Barnes.

by Dopemartyr May 6, 2015

LANDON BARKER

LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA

Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew

Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better

Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h

Charli Damelio: bye chase

Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER

chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF

STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...

by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 10, 2022

Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross

The sequence of last names called after "Bob" when the bowl/joint/blunt/bong is about to get started into rotation.
Represents every famous Bob.

Smoking device holder: BOB!
Person who next wants possession of the smoking device: Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross!

by astra420 January 4, 2011

baner

an arabian, terrorist, towelhead.

watch out, that baner might have a bomb in his backpack!

by tim December 12, 2003

Travis Barker

One of the hottest drummers alive who should love someone named Pammi....

(i wonder who wrote this...)

omfg! is that travis barker???? he is sooooo hott!!! BACK THE HELL OFF HES MINE!

by Pammi July 29, 2008

baner

An arabian, a terrorist, a towelhead. One who speaks the language of allah

you better check to see if that baner's backpack has a bomb in it!

by tim December 12, 2003