Online Banking

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.

“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking”

“Don’t come in I’m online banking”

by LucaSmells August 12, 2024

Bollock Bank

The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.

Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.

by Oak79 June 17, 2011

Wank Bank

When you see some real good shit irl and cant take a picture for later so you memorise it for later and put it in the wank bank

John: Ay you see that big bunda over there
Mike: Yeah can you take a pic for later
John: Nah sorry dude
Mike: Its fine ill just store the image in the wank bank

by Babaganush__ December 23, 2021

External bank internal accounting fraud

When a bank client requests financial support and the external bank refuses to credit the client dashboard, or the client requests an authorised credit note to be posted to the external live bank dashboard and the bank doesn't do it or when a bank client sends a proof of payment from a fintech bank to an external bank and they don't credit the external bank dashboard it is suspected external bank internal accounting fraud.

I'm tempted to report the external banks to the police at the police station regarding external bank internal accounting fraud but I don't like talking on the phone or going to the police station to try open a case as it pulls in a whole bunch of new people I don't want to deal with.

by Patrick01 December 17, 2025

oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.

During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.

by QuacksO October 16, 2021

kenny banks

a weirdo that likes to put kids in duffle bags with a pebble in there pockets

dont pull a kenny banks

by Thaddis September 17, 2019

Discord User Banks

Banks aka "juan bean" is a POOR little black kid who spends his time making dr peppers for lord zoitu making 2 dollars per day with zoitus other slave XESP his little retarded child and is a known groomer and pedo like xesp

holy shit did you see "banks" leaked booty pics today? / holy shit did you see "Discord User Banks" leaked booty pics today?

by jacob cobblestone July 7, 2023