Baby Ice

Nickname for the best virtual football player to ever grace the Ultimate Team game mode.

Popularised by Kurt: The Portugese Icon would be referred to as Baby Ice when scoring goals that had no right to be in the back of the net.

Baby: referring to the card being the youngest snapshot of Eusebio's career

And Ice: Referring to the Ice that corses through his veins as the Portuguese striker remains calm, controlled and focussed when scoring from the tightest of angles.

Through ball from Pink Boots... through to Baby Ice, Baby Ice, Baby Ice *scores goal*

Baby Ice!!!!!!! 8 million coins !

by FreeKurt October 30, 2020

Baby Woke

adjective,
1. Being new to wokeness.

noun,
1. Someone who literally just woke.

Fred means well, but he's baby woke and his insensitive "All Lives Matter" post needs to be deleted.

by HexwithanX June 28, 2020

spill baby

a child concieved during anal sex either because of a tear or horrible joke played on one by fate.

Whatshisname only came in my ass so i figure i'll have to tell my future child he's a spill baby.

by jl999 December 20, 2008

baby giraffing

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks

"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"

by pbstell April 14, 2014

Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

Cider baby

ring of fat gained from excessive drinking of cider, a version or the "beer belly" but for somebody who drinks dump loads of cider, booya

dave " went home with that chick from the bar last night"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"

by neil jordan February 16, 2009

Puta babies

Young individual whose parents had to go online to figure out how to make a baby.

We've got a whole generation of puta babies who are so retarded their parents had to use a com-puta to figure out whose hole to put the jizz in!

by MotorMasticator August 29, 2017