by sweetbbygrl July 14, 2025
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My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.
by MusicaB August 26, 2025
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Dude...those rwo bwst fruemds have somw weird shit going. Did you see them last night? One of them ate the others donkey burrito.
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Get the Red Burrito Bean Dip mug.A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.
by gary696969 March 6, 2010
Get the Fat-man Burrito mug.A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.
"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."
by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014
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