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everlasting blowjob

When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.
Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.
by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022
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National Blowjob day

Support your man for everything he has done for you on National Blowjob day occurs on June 18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Definition of a blowjob:
«Sucking a guy until he cums»
"Yo how's your june 9"

"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"
by ChampiPapi June 17, 2020
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Slapper blowjob

Chloe t/b sucks off niall R
I really want a slapper blowjob of Chloe
by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020
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Blowjob

Putting a dick on your mouth and sucking it until it cums.
Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.
by cumqueenmoan May 2, 2021
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Waikiki Blowjob

When a Waikikimasseuse” gives you a blowjob with the condom on
A. Bro That Hooker gave me a Waikiki Blowjob!
B. Bro that’s why You gotta pay extra

Aha
by Shia Lebeauf March 13, 2025
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Butthole Blowjob

Its like a blowjob, but with a butthole. Yes, it sounds similar to anal, but I can assure you it is much better.
"Dude, *insert slutty name here* gave me an awesome Butthole Blowjob last night."
by Ragefulredhead April 17, 2020
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Chainsaw Blowjob

Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.
Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.
by JesterRP May 5, 2022
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