everlasting blowjob

When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.

Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.

by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022

National Blowjob Day

April 20th is designated as National Blowjob Day. Use this entry and give it to the lady in your life who you want to suck the soul our of you

Happy National Blowjob Day!

by PicklesTicklesNickles April 20, 2024

Chainsaw Blowjob

Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.

Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.

by JesterRP May 5, 2022

Blowjob

Putting a dick on your mouth and sucking it until it cums.

Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.

by cumqueenmoan May 2, 2021

National Blowjob day

Support your man for everything he has done for you on National Blowjob day occurs on June 18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Definition of a blowjob:
«Sucking a guy until he cums»

"Yo how's your june 9"

"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"

by ChampiPapi June 17, 2020

Slapper blowjob

Chloe t/b sucks off niall R

I really want a slapper blowjob of Chloe

by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020

Blowjob

Something that people on urban dictionary will give false yet reasonable definitions so that other people who are new to urban dictionary will use it in the wrong context ( which to be fair is kinda funny )

Yo, jake just told me that the neighbors are offering 20 pounds if you will give them a blowjob

by Noo0bMaster69 December 7, 2020