Broke Blindness

When you just get paid and you spend your cash unnecessarily even though you may have been struggling beforehand; a cycle.

Jimmy has broke blindness, he used his paycheck to buy a new TV even though he has a gallon of gas left and no food.

by Box_o_Foxes June 5, 2024

Blind Gonzo

When you are too drunk or whiskey dicked to do a blind unicorn.

I was so drunk i couldnt give her a blind unicorn, it looked like a blind gonzo.

by bigEVLwhtman August 20, 2018

blind dick

Someone who would fuck everything with a hole and does so

Exemple 1
Yo Yanice slept with that ugly ass bitch
He a real blind dick
Exemple 2
Man a hole is a hole
You a real blind dick hakeem

by badasssuperblackpanda July 16, 2014

direction blind

Does a direction which is the opposite of a direction a superior says to you.

John was direction blind in the royal navy where he was told to turn left but he turned right

by Shadow Jr. November 8, 2020

Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.

While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.

by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025

sugar blind

The loss if sight due to diabetes.

I knew she would go sugar blind. Her favorite meal was a mashed-potato sandwich.

by timmerfee September 21, 2021

Scify-Blind

Scify-Blind is when your half blind and one is born normal but, the other is blind.

"I heard she's Scify-Blind"

by Open_Dictionary September 16, 2020