Beaver bat

Ur dick

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless

by Mj2020 September 7, 2018

Crazy Bat

A crazy and usually angry old lady.

My grandmother in law is a crazy bat.

by aho89 November 22, 2011

seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017

bat spots

A place where kinky hidden treasures exist.
A place where sex toys are hidden.

I accidentally told my softball team about the bat spots where I hide all my secret play toys.

by Earl Dirt Jr July 23, 2020

BATs

Big-Ass Titties.

Did you see Dave's new girlfriend last night? She's got some BATs.

by Bjorn McPherson February 1, 2019

Bat it

To persuade some one to do something or/to aim to do something.

Friend1: Ayo that girl is leng I wonna go chat to her. Friend2: bro you should “bat it” and see what she if she wants you

by …Switch… August 25, 2022

Bat wing

The act of spreading your nut sack so it looks all veiny and alive like a bat wing. If you manage to trick people into staring at your now stretched out nads, you get to kick them in the ass three times.

Dave was being a dick the other day, so I gave him the bat wing and kicked him in the ass three times.

by lemonjuicepandafucker November 20, 2019