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Reverse Battle Royale

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.
Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com
by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024
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Battle Game In 5 Seconds

It fucking slammed. It slammed! I binged it I one sitting, got super invested, and then ran out of episodes. I was great. It is such a fucking shame that I can't get a list of all the shows that are based on my thing. It really is tragic.
Hym "Battle Game in 5 Seconds slaps. And the Main Characters power is probably the most creative power you can give a character. That being 'Your ability is whatever the other person thinks it is.' So he has literally whatever power he can convince other people he has and then entire show is just the elaborate mind game of this guy wheeling and deal new powers for himself using manipulation and social engineering. It's profound! The characters look great. It's got kind of a Getbackers vibe and that is actually why I started watching it. I was scrolling past things on Crunchyroll and the aesthetic of the show was so appealing to me that I added to my watchlist. Awesome. Awesome show. Wish it got more hype. Hope it gets another season."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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Battle Ground High School

A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.

Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.

Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???
by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025
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Battle of Mid

Refers to a legendary battle which took place between Jan, 17th, 2025 to Jan, 19th, 2025, in which the Palestinian fatman lost tobthe polish twink which caused him to crash out on his friend's birthday. All for the measly reward of the most 5/10 woman with assests bigger than squirrel girl.
Have you studied for the test?

Yeah, the Battle of Mid was a very interesting read!
by DragonDeezNuts69 July 1, 2025
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free battles on bandit

Free battles on bandit refers to when someone gives away free entries in Bandit-style battles, usually in online cases or gambling games, without asking for anything in return.
"Please, I'm bored, give me a free." — a common phrase to beg for free battles on bandit.
by The real bandit July 8, 2025
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Kasimir Piss Battle

A competition invented by Kasimir, where you pull your foreskin all the way over your dick (so no piss can escape) and hold it there. then you start pissing and Whoever releases the grip on their foreskin last wins.

Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
„Dude, yesterday Paul completely dominated the Kasimir Piss Battle in the locker room, you should have been there!“

„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
by CDUUU1930 July 14, 2025
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