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American School

"Bill why are you bringing the Remington?"
"I'm going to the shooting range!"
"But we're at an elementary school."
"Well yeah this is an American School!"
by Chunkyitis November 8, 2019
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American

(N)

- Not lesbian, not of lesbian nature, not attracted to females.
Gerenifericashley: "Do you know if she's lesbian?"
Bob: "She's American."
Gerenifericashley: "Fuck, there goes my chances."
by manicmvvn May 26, 2020
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American Water

Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.
"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."
by Sir Rightalot August 19, 2020
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American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others
"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."
by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021
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American-owned

Code word for business that is owned and operated by white people. Mostly used in the motel and gas station business to differentiate the business from others run by Asian-Americans specifically of Indian decent.
Hey Bubba, let’s stay at the American-owned motel, we know it’s clean since it is run by whites like us.
by Perspective is Truth April 15, 2021
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American Rugby

The correct name for the sport Americans mistakenly call football. The ball and rules of the game themselves being based on English Rugby, which itself evolved from football when a guy decided he wanted to try carrying the football instead of kicking it. Thus shape of football which was round so that it would roll on the ground when kicked was changed into a shape more conducive to being held in the hands.
“Keith was a star quarterback on his high schools American Rugby team.”
by OkayOque April 27, 2021
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American Politics

Guy 1: Did you see the recent episode of American Politics?

Guy 2: Yes dude! That was insane!
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