Text Friends

two people who only seem to be friends while text messaging. When one attempts to talk to the other in a public place, the other person acts like they don't know the other, or as casual friends.
*text message*
Corin: Hey! are you going to the party on Saturday? we should totally hang out!

James: OK, sweet can't wait to see you there!

*at party*

James to Corin: hey hows it going?

Corin: oh hey....(turns around and talks to another person.

*Dudes across the room*
Awww poor James she only wants to be Text friends
by jkmiii June 09, 2010
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fake friend

A person who talks about you behind your back, and tries to be your friend upfront. A person who is incredibly fake,especially when it comes to being a friend and being there for you.
She is such a fake friend. Always runnin her trap behind my back, then tryin to be all buddy-buddy to my face.
by ♥BRiiZiiE○BAii♥ June 01, 2009
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let's be friends

What a woman often says after a man has expressed his true love for her. It's a polite way for a woman to say "I don't like you".
She doesn't want to remain friends -- it's just a throwaway line to make the guy feel a bit better than a piece of shit.
John: Cathy, do you love me as much as I love you?
Cathy: John, let's just be friends.
John: OK, that means I will have to kill myself.
by RexGibson February 16, 2004
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Lady Friend

A person you are seeing, dating, or perhaps even sleeping with, but isn't technically considered your girlfriend. Somewhere between a casual date and an actual girlfriend.
Sorry, guys. I'm hanging out with the lady friend tonight.
by Anonymous Lurker December 20, 2005
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Poodle Friend

Any hair, or an amazingly awesome hairdo. Especially one that shares a surprising resemblance to a poodle. If you cut/shave your hair, you are killing your poodle. Afros are very poodly (or poodley). Straight hair is an emo poodle. You get the picture.



Why did you kill your poodle friend! It looked so good before!

That (insert noun here) is soo poodley!

Pete Wentz is just one big emo poodle!
by poodlesRus April 16, 2009
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Thursday Friend

-You're tagged in at least 100 pictures together BUT You don't even know their major...

The friends that you make in college or university ..that you only see once its Thursday night and you're intoxicated.
Rachel-oh my god!!, you're so cool.... i like love youuuuuu

Thursday Friend- you're the greatest person i have ever met ..why don't we ever hang out?

Rachel- yah lets HANG OUT TOMORROW

next day...

Rachel-hey
Thursday Friend-hey

*awkwardly walk past each other in the halls*
by GoNadzz November 28, 2010
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friend fishing

When one "fishes" for new friends by sending out friend invitations to the friends of friends on Facebook or MySpace. One can grow one's friends list exponentially using this practice.
Guy 1, "I wish I had more Facebook friends. Jeremy has, like, a million!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, dude, that's because he goes friend fishing whenever he gets an add."
by Skeptrix June 30, 2009
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