A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.
Someone who just isn't right.
"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
by Resolution7 October 10, 2022
Get the tail crampmug. If you want to "rack" up an impressive "tail number" without having to use up all of your frequent-flier miles just to snag one or two hotties per trip, try getting a seat on a cheerleader-transport flight, since there will be lots of cute rumps all gathered together on just dat single journey, and so your "little black book" might attain a good number of entries all at once, rather than their just being added one-by-one from da random hot-in-da-crotch female passenger whom you'd happen across on each separate plane-ride.
by QuacksO January 10, 2025
Get the tail numbermug. When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.
I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...
by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022
Get the Pooster-Tailmug. by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025
Get the Tail slapmug. a person who has a youtube channel. tails 199 is a anti furry and a furry hunter., fuck you and good night
by wisconsin railfan December 17, 2019
Get the tails 199mug. When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue
by NotGarysFriend November 2, 2013
Get the torpedo tailmug. by anonymous June 4, 2021
Get the tail dustmug.