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Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.
The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor
by Grriracha May 14, 2016
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last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021
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5 minute drive-by

"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"
by Ginjabrd October 4, 2022
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A cat's minute

by Notdannygonzalez May 26, 2017
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A Soldier’s Minute

The alarm went off - She smiled and hit the snooze button offering me a soldier’s minute.
by Scrubby-dog October 12, 2019
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Grip of Minutes

When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.
Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!
by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019
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Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes
Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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