Mouth Jizz

1.When you lick something alot inside of your mouth, say a lollipop, then for some reason, you appear to have a tingly sensation.
2.When you see really good food,Entrees or Apetizers NEVER DESSERT!, and your mouth starts to water.

DUDE!, i walked by in n out the other day and had a total mouth jizz!

Dude, i know. i was looking at pizza the other day. boo yah!

by Fatfisher-1 April 09, 2009

jizz party

A party where male ejaculate is the primary theme. Such a party usually involves a competition. One such competeition involves half-naked women standing inside kiddy pools. The rules usually applied to such a game is that each male at the party masturbates beside one of the women. He then ejaculates onto the woman. The semen then glides down her naked body and collects in the kiddy pool. The woman with the most semen in her kiddy pool at the end wins a prize.

Yo, you hear that Mark and Cisco are having an epic jizz party tomorrow night. I hope Tania is invited. I'll make her win by 5 gallons.

by oneangryzeus April 21, 2010

Emo Jizz

Responding to a text using only emojis or emoticons

"Did you rly just emo jizz me...
NIGGA YOU FUCKING REPLIED WITH "*laughing emoji*"
Like seriously?

DONT FUCKING EMO JIZZ ME AGAIN."

by NoonMoon February 17, 2015

Jizz monger

originated in 5 century taipan
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"

joey :"that guy wouldnt fuck my sister cos shes retarded"
Dave : "jizz monger"

by squarepusher December 17, 2003

train jizz

When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.

Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious train jizz

by that girl you know April 11, 2009

jizz canal

When a woman has a 2-pack it creates a canal in which you can jizz in after finishing.

Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
Guy 2: Did you use a condom again you wimp?
Guy 1: Naw bro, I pulled out and jizzed on her stomach. You shoulda saw that jizz canal, it was beautiful.

by smartman265 May 21, 2009

jizz worm

A build up of sperm clumps on the pubic hair which looks like a worm.

Aww gross..its gonna be hard cleaning this jizz worm.

by claeshit September 01, 2009