brian

biggest dih you'll ever encounter

yoo my shi BRIAN level

by walkemdownwiththatdrake April 17, 2025

Brian Wilson

A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict

“This guy is such a brian wilson”

by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022

Brian

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by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Brian Trotter

A person who moves at the pace of a sloth, with the strategic urgency of a turtle, and the commitment level of someone perpetually AFK (Away From Keyboard).

“Don’t wait on Brian Trotter to finish—he’s on that turtle time again.” 🐢

by Zxphx August 1, 2025

Brian Moment

A "Brian Moment" can be used in two different ways. It is typically added at the end of a sentence. It can define anything even slightly out of the ordinary, or weird (Similar to the "Only at Miller Grove" meme), or it can be used to describe when a teammate in a competitive sport/game does something counter-productive to your team. (ex. Scoring on your own net in soccer). If you see anything out of the ordinary happen around you, instead of ignoring it, please feel free to say "Brian Moment" to whatever happened.

Example 1: Hey, did you see that guy own-goal? That's a Brian Moment!

Example 2: If somebody aggressively shit their pants during class, that would be classified as a Brian Moment.

Example 3: Somebody drops something. You could reply to that by saying "Brian Moment"

by Sacculish November 16, 2020

Brian

The most handsome man you know and have a very big dick

Jessica: Hey have you seen Brian?
Ana: Yeah he is so hot and has a big dick

by Jordan1457247 November 27, 2021

brian

a toxic fan of the minecraft youtuber Grian. they send hate to those who "oppose" his side. a perfect example of this was the hermitcraft mayoral race when he was mumbo jumbo's campaign manager, they sent hate to the other candidates, even threatening to unsub to them if mumbo doesn't win.

a brian in an HEP member's comment section: I HATE YOUUU!1!1! HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE THE RESISTANCE!1!!???
everyone else: the brians are at it again

by axolotl gang October 17, 2020