Cunt

Someone who slept with their boyfriends best friend on the same night they slept with their boyfriend

Cunt - Sleeping with boyfriends best mate

by Hahahahhahahahahahahahha October 15, 2019

Cunt Jump

The act of killing someone while in mid-air during an online gaming session.

I was going for the kill, but got cunt jumped by the guy behind me.

by Jdubthegamer May 30, 2018

Cunt gust

An large plume of air expelled during a fanny fart

Eww Bex that cunt gust stinks!

by Crc22 August 7, 2016

Casual cunting

Casual cunting is the social practice of calling someone a cunt, without it meaning anything. First named casual cunting by the well known comedian, Micky Flanagan.

Person 1: why are all your shoes on top of mine? You cunt...

Person 2: is that supposed to be casual cunting?

by Lgill July 8, 2014

Cunt Wank

Having sex with someone you find repellent just to give your wrist a break

What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!

Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.

by RathanD June 27, 2008

cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty

Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cunt Fee

A general term for taxes. Since the only beneficiaries of taxes are cunts. Be they social security cunts, civil servant cunts, scamming contractor cunts and so on.

Why is it that if I buy my iPad in London there is a cunt fee of 20%?

by BennyAllyface December 16, 2011