ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .
by ol swirly July 24, 2022
by Conky13 February 28, 2019
A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.
The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.
by grizzli25 May 18, 2017
listen man, I get it. you're bored to hell. But maybe it's a good idea to stop typing random shit onto your keyboard and work on your essay instead?
Ugh... I feel !qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/!! I just wanna do something interesting to save me from this hellish boredom...
by Damn son 926 March 04, 2024
Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”
by Vintage_Beard December 03, 2021
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by Ol’.dankis.lover March 04, 2022