Key Hole

Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key

Jacob: Hey! Nate wanna see how to do the Key Hole?”
Nate: “Sure”

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

Peeling Keys

Peeling Keys👹

"My guy out here Peeling Keys"👹

by DeLaCrooze April 25, 2019

A Keys

A singular Keys

I'm going to throw your volcano into a keys
-ThreeArmedThumbsUp

by ThreeArmedThumbsUp October 13, 2023

key tout

Various meanings depending on context. Some are; to leave somewhere, to go into town and also to hang around outside a closed key-cutting shop offering to sell keys at extortionate prices to people in dire need of them.

What shall we do today? Key tout?

I believe that man's a Key Tout!

by Dafe July 6, 2003

Skeleton Key

An underbarrel shotgun used by the Rainbow Six Siege™️ operator Buck.

It lets you create sightlines anywhere at the cost of damage.

Useful, i guess?

Teammate 1: "Yo, can you skeleton key this here wall? It will make a great sightline.'
Teammate 2: "Yeah sure!"
*BANG BANG*
Teammate 2: "Home improved."

by в о л к September 5, 2020