Taxes

A financial punishment for being an adult

Good thing I'm not grown up yet, 'cause I don't have to pay taxes!

Muahahaha
Suckers!

by Rotat_the_planet February 27, 2025

wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.

“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*

by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025

fanum tax

So "fanum tax" is a word originally used by former twitch streamer, Kai Cenat. It is to describe the action to steal someone's food, but it is not commonly used as it's defined.

You're so fanum tax.

by kill2332323 March 27, 2024

Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.

Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax

by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023

tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

by gnostic3 October 3, 2016

Fanuco Tax

When your cousin and you gets taxed out of anything from your dad/uncle (money etc)

Yo you just got Fanuco taxed cuzzo

by LechonMan April 10, 2025

Fanum Tax

The way Fanum would jokingly "tax" other members of AMP in 2022 by taking bits of their food when they were eating

Jeffery stop fanum taxing Curren’s food.

by GreenChristmasHillsZone February 25, 2024