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Zoink disease 

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.
Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks
Zoink disease by rpetersen May 29, 2019
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Something so messed up it doesn’t even matter. Derogatory term
Let’s go to the zoinker house.

Who cares, the zoinkers live here.
Zoinker by Zoinker House June 12, 2019

zoinkerdaddy 

is when someone puts shit in your mailbox
someone zoinkerdaddy my sister
zoinkerdaddy by zoinkers dude November 20, 2020

zoinkerdaddy 

when you put shit through someones mailbox
im goning to zoinkerdaddy you
zoinkerdaddy by zoinkers dude November 20, 2020

zoinkadoinked 

really like really zooted, high, blasted, asf
Bro One: "How high are you bro?"
Bro Two: "I'm zoinkadoinked"
zoinkadoinked by ryanfromda414 November 4, 2021
Zoinkz 😳😳😳
Zoinkz by Jjjjjwi February 7, 2022
A stupid phrase used by a character in the scoobie doo series
Zoink! im a moron!
Zoink by TheNuke January 29, 2003