yooma yuumaes, noun. Yuma Yummies (YY's) can be found preying on their favorite victims gullible young horny Marines in any local watering hole in the South-western reaches of the Arizona desert.
YY's can be usually be identified by their painted eyebrows (sometimes tattooed) giving them a facial expression of constant surprise.
Some YY's have evolved, abstaining from this technique making themselves unidentifiable from your typical Yummy. These deceiving hoodwinks are harder to identify, but is still possible. One can only be certain when observing a true specimen in its disrobed form. Take extreme caution during this procedure. Careless can lead to the YY's favorite move; unprotected sex, which can lead to impregnation or herpes. In most cases, both.
When disrobing a YY, one must first ensure that you have clear means for a quick getaway by unlocking the door. All Yuma Yummies will have identifying marks known in the animal world as "stretch marks", usually caused by extreme obesity or pregnancy. In most cases both. Once a stretch mark has been positively identified, vacate the Motel 6 immediately! Do not grab your clothes, just get your cellphone and wallet and run like a MF'r. Cardio is going to be your saving grace as these heifers have none whatsoever. Note: the key to this maneuver is to stay at least arm's length distance away from any disrobed YY.
Follow these tips and any astute Marine can avoid the detestable Yuma Yummy.
YY's can be usually be identified by their painted eyebrows (sometimes tattooed) giving them a facial expression of constant surprise.
Some YY's have evolved, abstaining from this technique making themselves unidentifiable from your typical Yummy. These deceiving hoodwinks are harder to identify, but is still possible. One can only be certain when observing a true specimen in its disrobed form. Take extreme caution during this procedure. Careless can lead to the YY's favorite move; unprotected sex, which can lead to impregnation or herpes. In most cases, both.
When disrobing a YY, one must first ensure that you have clear means for a quick getaway by unlocking the door. All Yuma Yummies will have identifying marks known in the animal world as "stretch marks", usually caused by extreme obesity or pregnancy. In most cases both. Once a stretch mark has been positively identified, vacate the Motel 6 immediately! Do not grab your clothes, just get your cellphone and wallet and run like a MF'r. Cardio is going to be your saving grace as these heifers have none whatsoever. Note: the key to this maneuver is to stay at least arm's length distance away from any disrobed YY.
Follow these tips and any astute Marine can avoid the detestable Yuma Yummy.
I was cornered by a group of Yuma Yummies in heat and saved myself by throwing my wingman into the herd of and running away.
by Lguh6000 January 23, 2018
Get the Yuma Yummiesmug. A nickname for the sweetest guy you would ever know, someone who is amazing. Can be crazy at times, but overall the greatest thing that will ever happen to you.
by mbearr May 6, 2009
Get the yummy bearmug. A sexual act involving the penis being wrapped with a fruit-by-the-foot or strips of fruit leather in order to be used as a condom during intercourse. After ejaculation, the fruit leather is removed from the penis and eaten by either or both partners.
"...she wouldn't have sex without a condom and there weren't any in the house...I had no choice but to give her a mummy yummy..."
by PlayOnPlaya September 2, 2009
Get the Mummy Yummymug. An attractive, healthy, and very sexy mother! Usually a young woman or sometimes a really gorgeous and hot middle aged mother. Yummy mummies usually wear trendy clothes, have great hairstyles and always look fabulous.
by blahblahblah February 14, 2005
Get the yummy mummymug. by Playdoh March 8, 2008
Get the yummy slammug. (1) A species of the mamal family often nocturnal, found primarily in the Southern Mountain regions. Known for ruthlessly altering the minds of drunk Marines and leading them astray.
(2) See, Green Door Whore
(2) See, Green Door Whore
If you look to your immediate left you will see a flock of Yuma Yummies, now as we exit Home Depot's parking lot....
by Gemini December 9, 2003
Get the Yuma Yummymug. 1. Any of a vareity of fat, nasty bitches from Yuma,AZ who either give it up at the drop of a hat to Marines or get free drinks off you all night.
2. The ball and chain prison for many a Marine in Yuma, provided you give them enough food or drinks.
2. The ball and chain prison for many a Marine in Yuma, provided you give them enough food or drinks.
by Keith Kohlmann October 7, 2003
Get the Yuma yummiesmug.