calm your tits

When someone gets too excited over small things...

Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.

by canea October 21, 2020

National show your tits day

On December 7th you have to show your tits to everyone.

You get to see da boobies, because of national show your tits day.

by TheUltimateDifiner December 7, 2020

national show your tits day

its national show your tits day, November Second

hey Ashley its National show your tits day!
Ashley: YAY

by BeansAreStalin43 November 2, 2023

I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her

^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!

by thurb April 16, 2023

National show your friend a tit day

If you show your friend you will get new friends

Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day

by TTVDrizzy September 14, 2022

Show your favorite meme page your tits day

February 23rd is officially "show your favorite meme page your tits day". It's a day when people bare their breasts in appreciation for their favorite meme pages.

Oh wow it's "show your favorite meme page your tits day"! We should all show @memepage our tits!

by VirtualShaft February 23, 2024

Calm your tits

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down

Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!

by claudethehot September 3, 2020