yeetus defetus

when you kick a man in their testicular area, you can make sure they don't have any children.

I got mad at a boy teasing me so I said yeetus defetus and now he probably won't be having kids in a while.

by yeastus September 25, 2020

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Yeetus McYeet

A God-like specimen of man, built solely to satisfy women.

Look at that player! He could only be Yeetus McYeet!

by @TheRealElonMusk July 19, 2019

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Yeetus to the Feetus

Oh No! ur crappy boyfriend didn't cover it up and now ur pregooooo with a baby that you dont want? but don't worry grab your handy dandy friend and let them kick u in the no-no square. oh you don't have friends? don't worry this activity is totally capable to do by yourself. just don't let your conservatives parent know.

"OH MY LORD JACOB DIDNT COVER UP AND KNOW IM FRICKEN PREGNANT"
"come here"
"what are yo-"
*kicks you know where*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks tho, where did you learn how to do that"
"just an old yeetus to the feetus"

by kavjh,d October 28, 2020

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