xbox 360

A Superhigh next generation console, successor to the Xbox 359. You will also need to be earning a 12 figure salary to even afford one.

Yapstarr: You seen those new Xbox 360's?
Shorty P: As if, i only just got an Xbox 359 a few months ago.

by Yapstarr November 12, 2008

Xbox 360

The console that wishes it could be a PS3. You pay 50 bucks to play with 10 year olds on an xbox

"Damn I wish I had a PS3. Squeakers are everywhere on my Xbox 360"

by Mr. Epicface12000000000 April 20, 2013

xbox 360 mic

his lips are so big that you can hear them slap together when he talks. his forehead is so big that if you touch it your hand be lost within his headtop. his head is so shiny and bald that if you rub it a genie will come out of his mouth. he eats grass

2 inch dick guy: Have you seen that new kid?
3 inch dick guy: Yes, hes such a XBOX 360 MIC!

by ching_chong_ding_dong_lol69 March 6, 2020

Xbox 360 Fanboy

The Christians of the gaming industry. i.e, they ignore the facts.

Xbox 360 Fanboy: OMG HALO!!!111!!!!1!! PS3 SUX!!!!!!!1!!!
Playstation owner: You guys may have Halo, but we have MGS4, Uncharted 2, Gran Turismo 5...
Xbox owner: THEY ALL SUCK!!!!1!!
Playstation owner: ...Have you even played them...?
Xbox owner: Um... no...
Playstation owner: Also, PS3's processor is much more powerful than the Xbox's, and the Blu-rays hold eight times the amount of data the Xbox's DVDs hold... and-
Xbox: -covers ear with hands- NONONO! SHUT UPP! HALO!!!! XBOX RULES!!!!1!!!!!11!!!

by yayplaystation June 14, 2011

Xbox 360

The main reason a lot of men are single.

Joe: Hey Billy, do you want to go see a movie with Brianna? Billy: Hell no man, I'd much rather play my Xbox 360 then do any form of social activity.

by :) 22 January 7, 2013

Xbox 360 Slim

This is what people call the new Xbox 360 model. However, it is NOT an Xbox 360 Slim. It's just a different model of the Xbox 360. I mean really, how much slimmer is it than the originals? You do the measuring.

Guy 1:HEY BRO I JUST PICKED UP A NEW XBOX 360 SLIM
Guy 2: IT'S NOT AN XBOX 360 SLIM YOU IDIOT

by RagingGuy456123 July 27, 2010

Xbox 360 kinect

The new 360 that shits on the ps3

I was playing my Xbox 360 kinect and raped babies

by Blade1321 June 16, 2010