Writers Block

When a writer runs out of bullshit to use in their writings.

Joe: Hey Matt, hows the paper coming?
Matt: Bad i've got writers block.
Joe: Looks like you ran out of bullshit

by Skillet213 October 21, 2009

freedom writer

A freedom writer is a female of the caucasian decent who is attracted to african decended males.

Ashley : Yeah, I held hands with this thug Tyrone.
Chris : holy fuck you're a freedom writer?!

by Chris Hoppus May 18, 2008

Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion

-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"

by Codeplayer October 3, 2011

Weither

It's basically "Either" misspelled differently because "it feels wrong" when referring to a choice between two possibilities of NOT an object..but a living thing.

"It doesn't matter weither the tiger or the leopard wins"

- "Somebody forgot to turn on gender lock on so it doesn't matter weither your female or male"

by Eneitilyn November 7, 2017

writer

A graffiti artist; practitioner of the art of graffit.

TFS is a writer in the San Fernando Valley area.

by TFS August 18, 2005

Dark Vamp Writer

A vamp author that has been writing erotic vampire stories since she was 16. Her best damn work is No Such Things As Vampires and she is circulating more work on the internet.

Dark Vamp Writer's stories made me cream my pants

by Crissy Snow November 3, 2007

Withered Cake Hag

A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys

Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"

by jemimaaaaa January 3, 2010