I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR September 29, 2008

Me personally, I wouldn't let that slide

Another way to instigate a fight, mostly to piss the person off, to start conflict

Kid: You smell!
Kid 2: Me personally, i wouldn't let that slide

by zeiktsu November 2, 2022

Would you hit that?

A simple question, usually asked between two or more guys referring to a woman of any level of attractiveness. The object of the question is to find out if the men you have asked would "hit that" or have sex with the woman you are referring to.

"Hey man, would you hit that?"
"Dude, I already have!"

by Savageluke February 1, 2008

would you kindly

A mind control term from the game Bioshock, used to control the actions of your character, "Jack".
Can be used on friends to hopefully, subconsciously, get them to do things for you, and make you think you've just controled their mind.

"Would you kindly get stepped on by a Big Daddy?" -Frank Fontaine, Bioshock

"Hey man, grab me a beer, would you kindly?"

by Bob Ferapples January 3, 2009

See ya wouldn't wanna be ya

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya:is a sarcastic tone and meant towards someone you either 1) joke around with or 2) that you don't care for

"Hey dude, I am leaving, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya.

by Handsome guy March 30, 2009

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.

Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋

by meavagemary January 18, 2022

So cute that I would eat you up!

A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.

Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*

by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020