windy tree farm

a place where farmers raise trees and gay people sneak off to give one another hand jobs and blow jobs

I want a blow Job

well we can't here we might get caught

hey, how about you give me one over that windy tree farm

ok

by buckbowers August 21, 2011

windy gap

The gap at the top of a girls legs. You can use the Cunt Gap Index, or CGI to measure this and it is in finger widths ranging from 0 where you couldnt fit anything in to 4 where an upturned palm could fit between the legs therefore really displaying an impressive windy gap

That girls windy gap has an impressive CGI of 4!

by Wearthefoxhat January 5, 2018

Windy City

When a girl from Chicago farts on your dick

Mark banged some girl from Chicago and she gave him a taste of the windy city

by Tarvish February 26, 2019

windy

A nickname for a female (or male, if you're into that) that is prone to giving a lot of blowjobs. They also tend to be coaxed into giving blowjobs with relative ease.

When Dana goes out with all her girlfriends with significant others, she tends to get kinda windy after a couple drinks.

by Daddie February 4, 2007

windy city

What tourists call Chicago, even though it draws snide looks from us natives.

Tourist: Golly! Now I know why they call this the Windy City.
Chicagoan: Oh, Jesus...

by matas August 10, 2006

windy dick

after gay men have sexual intercourse, Guy A removes himself from Guy B's pleasure zone and his weapon is dangling, A very gaseous Guy B breaks wind, causing Guy A's weapon to blow like a screen door in a hurricane.
This manuever is also known as "gone with the wind" or "The Windmill.

After Matt was done punishing Brent's foxhole, Brent layed a fart on Matt's incher, giving Matt the nastiest case on Windy Dick since the civil war.

by The Bij March 8, 2008

arabian sun goggles on a windy day

A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.

Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.

by Dr. Mexico September 3, 2008