exam widow / widower

When your Significant Other is so consumed by examinations you never get to see / hear from them and you begin to think this loss is forever.

Yeah, my SO has mid-terms, guess I'm just another exam widow / widower.

by Lapsus Linguae January 15, 2009

internet widower

Someone whose spouse is consumed with being on the internet.

He knew he had become an internet widower when he started finding his wife on the internet every night at 4 AM.

by Bubblehead Also December 1, 2010

what about widowmaker

A guy who can't be Tracer, so he decides to be widowmaker.

Somebody please make a definition for "im already widowmaker"

Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 12, 2018

widowmaker

Logging term,most in Pacific Northwest
and Redwood country.
A large limb or broken tree-top that falls while the tree is being felled
or a limb that is bent,then breaks off flying back towards logger.

Spotting a hanging widowmaker,the loggers pulled the tree with a cat,instead of standing underneath

by Humboldt_Red June 26, 2005

guitar widow

male or female whoes other half would rather play the guitar with other 'muso types' than spend quality time with them...

Sarah had become a "guitar widow" since James joined a new band last weekend...

by 2va October 18, 2006

Widum boise

An Indian man who can hold up

Hold up hold up, Widum Boise

by Pupperrio October 1, 2016

barn widow

Is a Horse woman with a non horse husband. The spouse of the equestrian lady may as well be deceased; although actually alive, since he never appears in the barn.

Men who do not go to their wife's barn or horse events are non existent and thus their wife is called a barn widow.

by danxler November 30, 2010