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Widdecombe boner 

An erection that springs perversely to life in response to an utterly unerotic stimulus, such as an animal carcass or UK politician Anne Widdecombe
It was so fucked up, I mean she must have weighed at least forty stone, but I swear I sprung a Widdecombe boner
Widdecombe boner by FlyingGerbil September 8, 2005

Camel Wides 

Wide Gauge cigarettes. MMm turkish mmm.
puff puff
Camel Wides by Iron Man August 7, 2003

wedge issues 

Abortion
Stem Cell Research
Gay Marriage
Guns
Jesus and God

"Sometimes called the 3 G's. Jesus, Guns, and Gays."
Christian conservatives vote entirely on the wedge issues.
wedge issues by David Salazar November 3, 2004
Longcat holds no sway of the power.
Longcat is LOOOOONG.

Widedoge is WIIIIDDE
Widedog by Ookami Raito February 27, 2008

eyes wide drunk 

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.
"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."
eyes wide drunk by skgvati April 28, 2007

widepeepohappy 

BTTV emote used in twitch chats to express an unprecedented amount of happiness
Alizee video plays: widepeepoHappy I CUMMED

Also, when something/one is in risk of dying : DETH widepeepoHappy
widepeepohappy by ZULOL May 25, 2019