Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity…
by 1m Your Huckleberry February 07, 2022
Weston wood is the pinnacle of manliness
by The god of pu$$y July 11, 2022
He is exceptional at relationships and love to be around people, can get jealous but only because he doesn't want to lose you, if he tells u he loves u he means it, he has regrets but will always look for the future, typically perfect guy
by Maisie jay June 19, 2017
A small tubby schooligan who thinks he's the lot, when really his 4ft dad could do him let alone a 7ft Millwall animal.
by GHSURBANDICTION March 12, 2019
Weston Horvath is a little bitch. He’s short, not funny, and just an all around dickhead. Weston Horvath is a dumb fuck. (i.e he’s an uneducated potato). He is a mere mortal and nobody likes him.
by Westonhorvath123 April 17, 2021
A small village in lincolnshire inhabited by tumble weed, grannys, grass and alcoholics. A place where pikeys choose to do thier weekly shop, the villagers pay for items with vegtables and the life is slowly drained from you.
by WestonHillsHater February 22, 2011
A fairly sexual man who enjoys flirting with absolutely anyone
He will turn you on with the rolling up of his sleeves and make you squirt with delight
He will turn you on with the rolling up of his sleeves and make you squirt with delight
by Joshua Weston September 10, 2021