A Real Estate Agent that is always calling vendors (mortgage companies, title companies, inspectors, alarm companies etc) asking them for money to pay for their customer appreciation events, marketing events, drinks, lunch, etc.
Often these agents use words like hustle, leverage, disruption, and constantly quote various trendy motivational speakers.
Agent: hey throwing a customer appreciation event, can you contribute to it with $250?
Vendor: no you never send me business and you only call to get money from me, you are a welfare agent.
A party that occurs between the 1st and 15th of each month, often in the summer. All the welfare recipients in the neighborhood come together and groove to car stereo tunes outside, while their children are running around with nobody watching them, shoeless, and fighting with sticks. For a real shindig all the food stamp (EBT) cards are pulled together for porterhouse steaks, delicate shrimps, and the most elegant cheese balls you will find. Of course followed up by "red" Kool-Aid, natural ice, and watermelon.
Keke: Daddy can we go over to Deedee's house she is having a cookout.
Dad: (glances at the calendar), shit you ant goin to that welfare party!
Keke: Awww daddy why not? They got more food over there than we've had all month.
n. A reciprocating-type lawn sprinkler. So called because the noise it makes is similar to the ethnic composition of a line of folks waiting for their welfare payment: "spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic ...chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...." (Just say it to yourself and you'll get it.)
Gotta go to the hardware store and buy me a welfareline if I want to get this lawn watered.