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functional weeaboo

A Functional Weeaboo is a Weeaboo who is able to blend into society and hold back overwhelming weeaboo tendicies.
Johnny is the only one in the weeaboo group to be a functional weeaboo, he keeps his grades up and has a girlfriend.
by - Molo December 18, 2015
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Reverse Weeaboo

An individual with east asian descent, claiming that western culture (especially American) is far superior compared to their own.

This individual will usually fancy western cartoons and utter english phrases whenever he/she gets the opportunity to do so.
A: "I plan on moving to the US in the future"

B: "Why?"

A: "I don't know, they got cool shit such as Family Guy, guns, and fast food"

B: "You're such a reverse weeaboo, you know that?"
by Some asian lad October 10, 2018
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weetabix

Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat.
*robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*

Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.

*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*

Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?

*robin rides off with his men*


'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!


--Early 90's weetabix advert.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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Weedagasm

An Orgasm during a smoke-up session.
That Was one Killer Weedagasm!
by DingBong February 26, 2009
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weedasaurous-rex

One who smokes the amount weed that is the size of a meal for a T-Rex dinosaur. or someone that is very big and fat that smokes a lot of weed.
HOLY SHIT!!! look at that huge weedasaurous-rex !!!!!
by stonedmothafucka420 September 27, 2009
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Weeaboo

Someone, usually of Caucasian descent, who attempts to act as if they're Japanese. They are usually overweight teenage males. They will usually try to insult you using words they heard in an Anime, but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and making a complete fool of themselves. They almost always own bodypillows and go to anime conventions dressed in "Japanese" attire. On rare occasions, girls can be weeaboos.
Person 1: Konnichiwa Senpai!
Person 2: Fucking weeaboos.
Person 1: What the desu did you just say to me, you baka?
by laserman413 October 3, 2016
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weeaboo

Originally a fictional game from a webcomic name the Perry Bible Fellowship, where one person would say weeaboo and get slapped on the ass with a paddle. This was later adopted as a meme on 4chan when moot got offended by prevailing anti-Wapanese sentiment on /b/. This just gave the /b/tards a new word to insult the wapanese. It is now a derogatory phrase used to insult animu fans who act like faggots on the internets.
A weeaboo can be found on Gaia Online, your schools anime club, or 4chan.org.
by Ninja337 January 5, 2007
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