weenie wagon

Any pile of shit car/truck/whatever that sucked at everything and seemed to always be falling apart. For me, a 1998 S-10. Yea, the 4 cylinder. Holy shit, that thing sucked hard.

I'll just get a ride to the mall...there's no way I'm gunna be seen in the weenie wagon.

by ohshititsthecops October 12, 2009

Weenie Walker

When people who walk on sidewalks pump their arms as if they were running.

Person 1: Do you see that dude over there on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total weenie walker.

by Equius Zahhak April 9, 2013

Weenie Todd

Sweeney Todd’s first pseudonym draft (probably).

Sweeney: No! Not Barker. That man is dead. It’s Todd now... Weenie Todd
Nellie: ...bruh.

by Moritz “Nervous Wreck” Stiefel February 25, 2019

Weenie Peenie

A word used to discribe someone with a small penis.

Jeez... I love him so much but he has such a weenie peenie! I cant take it!

by PussyGoLucky August 10, 2019

Weenie Welding

When two men spend so much time together that others are given the impression that a homosexual relationship could be evolving.

He is up in the boss’s office every morning. They need to quit weenie welding.

by What’sinana September 4, 2019

weenier

a thingy that i used to put inside a vaggini hole.

man: OMG IS THE WEENIER IN?
woman: YES *moans*

by yeetufeet October 6, 2019

turkey weenie

A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.

Ansel Elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.

by googims August 5, 2015