Weezered

When you turn a screenshot of someone and turn it into a Weezer album cover.

Adam: *sends pic of him in a blue shirt*

“Hey look at my new shirt i bought.”

Adam’s boyfriend: *screenshots, weezers Adam, and sends picture back*

“Yo you just got weezered!”

by I'mWeirderThenYouThink June 7, 2021

weezer

an alternative rock band, who debuted with their self-titled album, commonly referred to as the blue album, in 1994. their next album, pinkerton, was at first rejected by many, and the ever fickle Rolling Stone named it the worst album of 1996. they later apologized, and the album is now praised by many as being one of the best albums of the last twenty years. weezer, under the leadership of Rivers Cuomo is known for their brilliant ability to write music. they would later release two more albums, the green album, and maladroit. both failed to live up to the name of their predecessors. they recently released another album, make believe, on may 10, 2005.

Dude. Weezer owns. =w=

by hit the lights August 27, 2005

weezer

a great band. emo idiots who say they like weezer and call it emo don't know what the hell they are talking about. they first came out with the blue album, which was, in my opinion, their best. i dont mean to say that theyre other ones weren't great. green album, pinkerton, and maladroit all rocked too, but critics and "fans" expected them to be as awesome as blue. they were just as great, just a little different. and make believe got slammed by critics. who cares what those idiots think? they aren't weezer fans and therefore can't recognize they're awesome-ness. make believe actually had some really great songs.

emo girl: omigod! i love weezer, rivers cuomo is sooo cute! and his black horn-rimmed glasses are exactly like mine! he is so emo!
real weezer fan: fool, shut up. they aren't emo. and he doesn't try to be cute. he took up a vow of celibacy. idiot.

by save me from visi July 7, 2005

weeker

A word only to be used at a moment of ecstatic jubilation or orgasmic experience!

Aww that is fuckin weeker!!

by Pelo April 20, 2005

weedeating

The use of a gas powered Line Trimmer to cut weeds, trim grass ect... Also useful in the clearing of underbrush with the use of a saw blade attachment on the trimmer.

After I mowed the grass, I spent the rest the evening weedeating.

by Christopher Rich January 2, 2009

Swedish Welder

Swedish Welder

When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.

"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"

by V-diddy August 11, 2016

little weener

You have an extremely small penis.

I know this kid named Chris, but everyone calls him a scavenger and he has a little-weener.

by KMAC April 16, 2005