the Wagner Act

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.

I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.

by Profess sore October 1, 2022

Botch-Wagner

When you fail miserably at whatever you’re doing.

I really took a Botch-Wagner on that math test

by Coach2022 February 28, 2022

Shnizle Wagner

(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again

Tyler- Yo this girl from beach and i met at the water park and hung out and ended up going to her house at the crack of don while her whole family is in the living room watching tv in the other room while u and this hot ass chick are going to her room and yall just fucking outragesly causing the room to shake meanwhile after u have dinner with that bitches family while u give her a kiss goodbye and move to mexico and never speak to that hoe again.

Willy dickle- Damn might need to shizle wagner this girl i met at the beach

(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again

by nickyperms June 11, 2022

Wagner

a school full of fakes and ghetto people, as well as teachers and staff who refuse to protect students and their right of safety

1. “Wagner is a terrible place!”
2. “ lmao you went to that wagner place?”

by Hotcumrag October 14, 2018

Wagner Lopes Clemente Arruda Dekker

a human, person,, he will be there when you need it most

may or may not have a likening toward feet

me: is that wagner lopes clemente arruda dekker?
me 2: yes, and look! he's listening to stronger than you (sans version)

by verycoolman100 August 2, 2024

oliver michael wagner

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men

Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro

by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024

Owen Wagner

A boy who take 7 showers a day and asks every(I mean EVERY) girl for nudes.

Stop acting like an Owen Wagner, Jake.

by hahahpeoplefrommyschool January 19, 2019