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vegetarian

someone who doesn't eat meat products, either including or not including eggs and dairy products. Also, the sexiest people on the planet.
I may be vegetarian, but I still enjoy some pleasures of the flesh
by reach28 December 1, 2006
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vegetarian

a person who doesn't eat meat and, contrary to popular belief, is not always gay, because afterall gay people like meat (up the ass... but still)
Mark: Want some steak?
Jake: I'm a vegetarian.
Mark: Are you gay!?
Jake: No you asshole.
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Militant Vegetarian

A vegetarian, who is not content with others eating meat around him/her. May try to influence there 'traditional' ways with photos of mutilated animals and moan when his/her things are used in conjunction with meat products.
1) "Goddammit, that Katherine is a militant vegetarian"

2) Militant vegetarians should be burned at the stake, over a pile of foot and mouth infested cattle
by Hey Steve June 2, 2003
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vegetarian chips

Raw potatoes, or even better, other root vegetables sliced thin and crunchy.

Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.
Dude: How's the party?
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011
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this is my vegetarian body

A phrase used by the Grand Cuck Lord, Onision, in his YouTube video 'Me And My Zits (My Vegetarian Body Pt. 1)'. The extract in which he exclaims this phrase can still be seen on most B-list meme pages on Facebook, usually in the form of distortion or ear-rape.
Regular person explaining to another: "Onision exclaimed "This is my vegetarian body" in his video", what a cuck.

Onision: "This is my vegetarian... BODYYYYYYY!!!! *inaudible screaming*"
by Kenno_ January 3, 2017
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Vegetarian Vampire

A retarded vampire who thinks animals are vegetables.
Girl: OMG! Did you see Twilight?
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.
by XxKMEOxX April 4, 2009
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Angry Vegetarian

Noun:
1. One who cannot accept other people's views on anything unless those views are in perfect correlation with said one's views. These views do not have to necessarily pertain to vegeterianism but can range from the number of people in China to the color of underwear Paris Hilton prefers.

2. One who considers one's self superior to others despite the fact that one is a giant loser. See also delusional.
1. That angry vegetarian sure looked like a real dipshit on Facebook today!

2.
Child: "Mommy why is that man screaming at everyone?"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just an angry vegetarian who's met a normal person. Don't look darling, it's rude to stare"
by Someone123456 February 15, 2008
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