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Vancouver Ventriloquist

A Vancouver Ventriloquist is a sexual act that is highly erotic for women. The giver of the double V must first have decently long finger nails, preferably at least two weeks growth. To start the giver inserts their fist inside the receivers vagina. As the fisting is occurring the giver, without warning, must insert their arm as deep as possible inside the receiver. Then the giver should dig their finger nails as deep as possible into the wall of the vagina and scratch feverishly. This in turn will make the receiver scream like a puppet.
I was fisting this bitch last night and slipped her the old Vancouver Ventriloquist, man did she scream!
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.
by Jorge posada June 10, 2014
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West Vancouver

A beautiful but sleepy suburb connected to the city of Vancouver by the Lion's Gate Bridge.
After dinner downtown, we drove back over the bridge to West Vancouver.
by thebatcave? January 3, 2008
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vancouver canucks

The team that needs to fire there head coach and reorganize the core players because the FANS DESERVE A STANLEY CUP FOR ONCE.
"Fuck the Vancouver Canucks!" says Billy.
"No fuck you Billy." says Steve
by matthew mcleod April 27, 2006
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Vancouver washington

Spoons, my friend, lives in Vancouver Washington
by Calbbbbbb March 7, 2018
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Vancouver Hoover

The act of recieving oral sex from a Canadian person.

The nickname given to a Canadian girl after giving oral sex.
"That girl's a Vancouver Hoover!"
by Wa suhh dude December 11, 2016
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vancouver canucks

a cool team, that would be contending for the '04 cup right now, but Bertuzzi had to be an asshole and lose his temper; they'll lose in the playoffs w/o him, since Naslund is banged up right now
The Canucks are cool
by PuckYou March 29, 2004
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Vancouver stop

A vehicle stop typical of Vancouverites, whereby the driver pulls into an intersection behind other vehicles and cannot clear the intersection by the time the light turns red. This typically happens when the driver thinks that traffic on the other side of the intersection will clear before the light turns red. A driver that stops in the crosswalk or in the intersection itself is guilty of the Vancouver stop. Vancouver stops do not usually occur at intersections where right of way is not given by at least one set of lights.

The Vancouver stop is the cousin of the "California stop", whereby a driver does not stop their vehicle completely at a red light or stop sign, and instead "roll stops". The difference is that a Vancouver stop does not typically occur at stop signs, and does involve a complete stop of the vehicle, rather than a roll stop.
"The light turned green, but I couldn't go through because some asshole Vancouver stopped right in the middle of the intersection!"

"The guy in the big truck Vancouver stopped in the crosswalk, and couldn't move when traffic had cleared because pedestrians kept walking in front of his vehicle."
by hippiechann December 26, 2017
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