Valorant

Hashim

Hashim is an valorant addict

by Hehaboi November 14, 2021

Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.

"William is a valorant smurf."

by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022

Valorant

A game my retard friend doesnt want to play with me

wanna play valorant?
fuck you retigga

by retigga May 1, 2024

Valorant Weirdo

A person who is terrible at valorant

Damn that bitch is a valorant weirdo

by DaddyhereGoEat December 22, 2022

Valorant

A game for degenerates by the League of legend devs after being born a mistake from Counter Strike: Global Offensive and Overwatch

Hi my name's harold 🤓 wanna play that hit game valorant?

by some dude22 June 7, 2022

one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.

Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."

by shober August 2, 2020

valorant

A tactical first-person shooter developed by Riot Games is 2020. Lots of sweats and smurfs, after Fortnite kids realized there was a new game for them to sweat at.

Person 1: Dude, there are so many smurfs in valorant.
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.

*fight starts*

by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022